| Save the Tiger! By the Hammer December 9, 2009, 3:34 pm Alright, we’ve all had a good laugh over The Tiger Woods Descent Into Marital Hell story, but it’s time for The Brotherhood to rally behind our guy. I know, we hate giving up the yucks over T’s wife chasing him around the house with a golf club trying to beat him to death. And it’s hard not to LOL as Eldrick dashes out of the house to save his ass and winds up running down a tree in the family SUV while the Little Woman works over the windows with a 4 iron. Comments |
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| Dead Man Dealing by The Hammer October 12, 2009, 6:13 am Hammer always thought dead was dead! You know? Toes up, tagged and bagged, finito, gone, as in no longer breathing! Uh,uh. A dead guy just tried to sell me the JupiterJack cellphone/radio attachment on TV! Comments |
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| The Great Seal Hunt by The Hammer October 2, 2009, 12:01 am I don’t know about you, but Hammer’s pretty well had it with the seals fouling things up for everyone at the Children’s Pool in La Jolla. Comments |
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| The Blackout Boogie by The Hammer September 28, 2009, 11:05 am In the worst economy since the Great Depression, the NFL insists on enforcing the 72 hour Black Out Rule. No sellout, no TV. If you can’t afford to pay up, you can’t see the team you’ve stuck with through good times and bad on the little screen.... |
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| TEQUIILA SUNRISE September 8, 2009, 10:59 am A Reality TV “star” throws the Charger season into doubt as Shawne Merriman gets nailed for “Lights Out” Comments |
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| Happy Days! August 31, 2009, 11:33 am Parkview Little League’s march to the 2009 Little League World Series Championship sends Hammer on a walk down memory lane where the players aren’t all All-Stars and anything can happen. |
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| Alien Invaders? August 24, 2009, 2:08 pm As the IIAF tells the female World Championships 800 meter Gold Medal winner to “Drop Trou”, Hammer rips the lid off the controversy over “ambiguous genitalia”! |
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| SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED August 20, 2009, 11:19 am Hammer breaks the story on what’s REALLY going on with the annual Brett Farve retirement drama… |
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| FAMILY FEUD, NASCAR STYLE! August 19, 2009, 1:05 pm Jeremy Mayfield wants NASCAR to let him race, his stepmother threatens to kill Jeremy’s wife, and their neighbors want stepmom in the slam. Tighten your seat belts, it’s going to be a rocky ride Southern style Comments |
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| THE SECOND CHANCE DANCE August 14, 2009, 11:37 am No one used the word REDEMPTION at Michael Vick’s comeback Press Conference. “Second Chance” was the theme of the day which strikes Hammer as being odd. Comments |
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| OMG! LOL! August 12, 2009, 12:59 pm A sex scandal rocks Rick Pitino’s world and The Hammer’s cracking up! (more) |
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| Hammer's Mortal Lock August 11, 2009, 3:43 pm Forget the so-called NFL experts, forget the “X” and “O” boys and forget the bookies in Vegas. After a 12 pack consultation with The Oracle, Hammer calls the Charger’s 2009 schedule. Here’s how it’s going down. (more) Comments |
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| AN ILL WIND BLOWS August 11, 2009, 12:11 pm It’s clear there is a conspiracy to cover up Tiger Woods’ flatulent faux pas at the Buick Open and thereby keep his, and the PGA’s, smelly little secret. (more) |
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| Are We There Yet? August 5, 2009, 3:37 pm Flashback! January, 29, 1995, Joe Robbie Stadium, Superbowl XXIX. Comments |
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| A League of their Own August 3, 2009, 10:55 am While Bud Selig and the boys up at MLB HQ try to figure a way out of the Steroid Scandals, I think we’re all missing one heck of a revenue opportunity. |
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| Pro Athlete Problems July 29, 2009, 3:55 pm Just in case you haven’t noticed, there seems to be an unusually large number of pro-jocks in serious trouble, or working their way out of serious trouble, these days. |
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| Michael Vick's Reinstatement July 29, 2009, 3:44 pm NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced he will allow Michael Vick back into the league if he can find a team that will take him. |